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My $2

By Chris London

Don’t you mean “two cents”?

No, of course not! You see, we live in a world of inflation. You can’t escape it and therefore anybody that’s giving you their “two cents” obviously doesn’t think very highly of you. So I propose that we all change the phrase from “two cents” to “two dollars” or simply “$2″.


Inflationary Language

Here is a great sketch by Victor Borge, comedian piano-player.

Conclusion

Let us all get with the times and start saying “$2″.

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