Don’t you mean “two cents”?
No, of course not! You see, we live in a world of inflation. You can’t escape it and therefore anybody that’s giving you their “two cents” obviously doesn’t think very highly of you. So I propose that we all change the phrase from “two cents” to “two dollars” or simply “$2″.
Inflationary Language
Here is a great sketch by Victor Borge, comedian piano-player.
Conclusion
Let us all get with the times and start saying “$2″.
